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So let the holiday season begin! I hope everyone out there had a great Thanksgiving. I certainly did. I had a little turkey and dressing and replaced the normal tonic water in my vodka with cranberry juice. Very festive indeed.

Speaking of turkey, Taylor Marsh thinks Rosie delivered one last week on her NBC variety special. I didn’t watch it – too busy drinking vodka with cranberry juice.

Did you go shopping on Friday? Did you go to Wal-Mart? In Long Island, a worker there got trampled to death when the doors open up. Crooks and Liars give us the details. I can’t think of a worse way to go – being killed during a Wal-Mart stampede.

In keeping with this holiday spirit, the Cincinnati Nation reported last week that the 7,000-square-foot ice rink is now open on Fountain Square. This rink is the same size as the on in New York’s Rockefeller Center. I’m thinking this is about the only thing sleepy Cincinnati has in common with New York, but you know how negative I can be.

Is redneck America prepared for the gay invasion? Wonkette gives us the answer. Or maybe not.

Last week, I paid a holiday visit to the Abstinence Academy for slutty girls. To figure out what I mean, you can pay a visit to the Midwest Teen Sex Show.

Remember Samantha Power? She’s the great writer who was forced to resign from the Obama presidential campaign for calling Sen. Clinton a “Monster.” The Huffington Post reported last week that Power is back. She’ll be working on the transition team for the agency Clinton is expected to lead. Does this mean that Power will have a monster of a boss? To be continued.

Let’s end this post with a wonderful gift. A report came out last week that Ann Coulter has given us all the perfect present for this holiday season. Her mouth has been wired shut.

I’ll drink vodka and cranberry juice to that!

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