Are you interested in my morning routine? Of course you are.
I usually get up around six thirty. While drinking coffee (and no more than two cups) and smoking a couple of cigarettes outside (and I don’t want to hear it, I really don’t), I go through my e-mails and review writing projects I’m working on. Then, I’m ready for breakfast.
My morning routine now includes oatmeal. Why I’ve avoided it for all these years, I don’t know.
I prefer the instant variety because I’m too lazy in the morning to do anything else. I would suggest you try the Active Lifestyle brand. The three flavors are almond & cranberry, maple brown sugar & pecan and the best is raisin, apple & walnut.
After about a minute in the microwave it’s done and it’s a breakfast that sticks with me, plus it tastes damn good.
After breakfast, I’ll go out and smoke my third cigarette of the morning and no—I still don’t want to hear your complaints.
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