Ellen Grump, who lives in Anderson Township, lost her job as a bank executive some months back. We also need to point out that Ellen is sex starved as her man just doesn’t put out.
While I don’t know if Ellen is currently “getting any” or not, she has found a new way to make money—selling sex toys to other sex starved women.
Cincinnati’s very own channel 4 gives us a full report. Warning: if you get uptight about sex toys, don’t watch this video.
The anchor on channel4 is also sex starved and so is the reporter doing the story. Shocking isn’t it? What’s even more shocking is that we don’t even have a channel 4 here in Cincinnati.
(Image from Flux Magazine)