There’s a lady inside my computer. Apparently she works in security.
About three or four times a day I hear her say through my computer speakers “Avast data base has been updated.” She doesn’t say it too loudly as I seldom have the volume turned up very loud.
Sometimes I hear her voice in the middle of the night. Is the lady inside my computer trying to wake me up?
Sometimes I wonder what she looks like. She has a great voice so I’m suspecting she probably looks pretty good too.
Friends have told me I can always remove her voice from my computer but I don’t think I will.
Sometime I wonder if I should get a life.
(Photo from inside my computer)
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Does she give good,so never mind.
A lady inside your computer, eh. Does your laptop provide lap dance music
You are one strange dude, you know that?