Wow. David Carradine died last week. I always liked him on the old “Kung Fu” T.V. series. Remember that show?
Carradine was found in a hotel closet in Bangkok with a rope tied to his neck, wrists and genitals. This sounds deviant. This sounds like – do I dare say it here in Cincinnati – kinky sex? The Huffington Post gives us this sorted tale.
I still think of Carradine as “Grasshopper” from the old television show. Oh god, what would Master Po and Master Kan think of this shocking behavior?
You won’t find this kind of stuff happening in Cincinnati. Despite our bad economy and horrible reputation (yes, we are the bed bug capital of the world), we are still uptight about sexual issues. The Cincinnati Nation reminded us of this last week.
Why can’t we here in Cincy be more like the Europeans? They’re not uptight. Even their leaders don’t mind being seen naked. Last week, Gawker showed us some “dirty” photos.
Speaking of dirty, kinky stuff, did you know when it comes to intercourse; there are things girlfriends can provide that boyfriends simply can’t? What the hell does this mean? Watch the Midwest Teen Sex Show if you dare!
Wonkette reported last week that one of our Republican public sex-act heroes will not be going to jail. Our hero got caught having sex with an adult lady in public. Of course the shocking part is that it was a lady and not some dude.
Maija Zummo likes dudes. Last week at The Daily Beat, she told us she likes to make out with younger guys.
Now I know Maija. She has to be twenty something, so what is she saying here? Is she saying she wants to make out with teenagers – or even younger guys? This sounds kinky to me.
Maija, if you don’t leave Cincinnati immediately, I’m telling Master Po and Master Kan on you.
(Photo of horrible kinky sex from www.smh.com.au)