500 pound George Vera recently was charged with possession of a firearm at a correctional facility in Texas. Apparently, Mr. Vera was hiding the firearm in his flabs of fat. The Huffington Post gives us some of the story.
What The Huffington Post doesn’t tell you is that Mr. Vera had the firearm to protect some of his property.
Also found tucked away under the various roles of flab were six packages of Oreos, two gallons of whole milk (the blab keeps the milk cold), 12 Snickers bars and a six-pack of Milwaukee’s Best Light.
I think you can see how Mr. Vera would want to protect his goodies, especially the Oreos.
Having flabs of fat does have its advantages—kind of like having extra pockets—and that’s probably a good thing in jail unless you get caught.
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