How come nothing like this ever happens in Cincinnati?
Remember Carrie Prejean, that former Miss California who doesn’t care for gay people? Well apparently, she doesn’t care for her boobs either. It seems that the Miss California Pageant gave Carrie $5,200 to have them fixed—whatever that means.
As we all know, it didn’t work out for Carrie being Miss California (she came across a bit “fake” don’t you think?) and now the pageant wants their boob money back. Click here to read more about it.
Suggestion to Carrie: Have those implants removed but first, have a friend take a photo of you and your fake boobs. After your implants have been removed, have that same friend take another photo of you and your real boobs.
You’re nude in both photos, of course. You’ll have “before then after” pictures of your boobs!
Take those photos, turn them into a poster and sell those posters on E-Bay!
You’re make a lot of money—more than enough to pay back those pageant people—and you can pocket the rest, or perhaps have another boob job done.
You’re welcome, Carrie. I’m just trying to look out for you.
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