8 comments on “If You Own a Dictionary, You Own Porn

  1. wow, welcome back to the 1950’s. what’s going to happen, cutting papers out of the dictionary?

  2. Commonsense tells me dictionaries are needed in grade schools. Commonsense tells me that it’s up to the parents, not the teachers, to education their children as to know to use it.

  3. The Merriam-Webster definition is “oral stimulation of the genitals,” the least graphic, unsexy thing to say about the experience. How has society gotten to the point of censoring dictionaries?! I cannot believe the district accommodated this crazy parent, who should have been laughed out of the PTA meeting. All this controversy is going to do is cause students to actually open a dictionary and look up dirty words to find out what’s so great about it.

  4. “The Merriam-Webster definition is “oral stimulation of the genitals.”

    Thank you, Eliza.

    Really, how is a child going to be “turned on” by this? It’s all nonsense.

  5. I remember when I was a kid, going to the dictionary to see if f*** was there. Also tit, c%%, and a few other words.

    It was silly and actually pretty innocent. I wasn’t hurting anyone and got over it after about 10 minutes.

    This business is a total overreaction.

  6. Silly, backwards, nonsense, conservative, stupid, and all the rest.

    Are you sure this isn’t a local story? Like Cincinnati?

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