Yes, today is National Pancake Day and yes, IHOP was giving away free buttermilk pancakes this morning, but I think I’m doing you a favor by telling you after the fact.
I mean really, do you think you need to get any fatter?
Take comfort in the fact that you can still get a good deal on ribs at Montgomery Inn’s Boathouse.
Now go loosen those pants.
(Photo from boards.ign.com)