Why can’t Jennifer Aniston stop touching her hair? Jezebel shows us she just can’t.
She’s now 42-years-old—sort of in my dating range. Come on, I’m not blind. She is pretty—think she would go out with a guy with long hair and who walks with a cane?
Maybe she’s on Facebook. Maybe she can be my Facebook friend. That may be a good way to start a friendship.
I wonder if Jennifer would be willing to move to Cincinnati. I know, I’ll tell her about that Arby’s downtown. That will make her pack her bags and head to the Queen City. Or maybe not.
(Photo from gossone.com)