In an effort to be nice and polite, I need to say something here to these friends.
Please stop inviting me to parties or events. I seldom go to parties and I go totally out of my way to avoid events. I don’t handle events well at all.
The truth is it takes a lot to get me out of my apartment. To me, a party is having drinks with a friend or two and having two there is actually pushing it. Events always involves several people and I can’t handle it—too much pressure to be nice to everyone.
Thanks for the invites, but please don’t be looking for me to show up anywhere. Thanks so much.
(Image from my many friends at Facebook)