Big is always better than small.
Commonsense is always better than thinking with your heart but doesn’t always feel like it.
Dogs lick themselves and we should learn from this.
Failure is sometimes the best thing that can happen.
Goldstar really is better than Skyline.
High ground is better than low ground especially when it’s raining.
Izzy’s is overpriced but kind of worth it.
Just do it.
Keeping your mouth shut is less fun than speaking up.
Learn from your mistakes.
Men are dumber than women.
Night isn’t always darker than the day.
Old age doesn’t always make you smarter.
People sometimes like to be sheep.
Relax whenever possible.
Sex is better when it’s dirty.
Think. Enough said.
Understand what you’re saying before you say it.
Watch for falling rocks.
X-rays seldom provide good news.
Young at heart is usually a good thing.
Zookeepers are nicer than gatekeepers.
(Graphic found on Google)
p.s. We will return on Wednesday!