But I’m trying to cut back. I smoke Pall Mall Red 100’s. I’ve hear it said that real men don’t smoke those long cigarettes but I consider myself a real man even if I’m just pretending these days.
Here’s how I’m cutting back. Those smokes are long, almost two cigarettes. I smoke half of one, and then put it out. After putting it out, I blow on the filter a few times. A friend taught me this. Blowing on the filter will make the cigarette taste fresh when I finish it. Yes, this even applies to Pall Mall.
I guess what I’m saying here is a pack of 20 cigarettes now turns into 40 for me. I’m cutting back on smoking and also saving money. Pretty exciting don’t you think?
While smoking cheap cigarettes is fine with me, I’ve discovered that cheap lighters don’t pay off. They don’t last very long and sometimes don’t work at all. I’ll go ahead and buy the Bic.
I’m done. Let the complaining begin.
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