It’s a shame that it’s over. We’ll soon receive no more comedy from Santorum or Gingrich but we’ll always have our memories. Sorry—getting a little choked up here.
Facing this reality, you know I’m already lying when I say I will always take the high road with Romney, but to my credit, I have backed off on a few interesting items.
I have not mentioned here that he’s being compared to an Etch a Sketch, you know, someone who changes his position whenever the wind blows. I had an Etch a Sketch when I was a kid and very much enjoyed it. It’s now enjoying a jump in sales due to Romney, so maybe he is good for the economy in some strange way.
And also not once here have I mentioned that poor dog of his being strapped to the top of his car while driving down the freeway on a vacation. This clearly shows me what he thinks of animals which is not much.
No, there will be no high road taking here mainly because Romney, just like most other Republicans, will be on the low road when it comes to President Obama. That’s the kind of guy he is. He won’t play fair so I won’t either. When push comes to shove, that’s the kind of guy I am.
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