I follow the news all the time because I’m a normal, interested person who wants to know what’s going on around me in the world—but so often I see headlines that I could care less about. Here are a few examples, in fact, ten of them.
Romney Files Extension on 2011 Taxes: Big shock. I’m sure he has nothing to hide. Yeah. Right.
Catholic Group Condemns ‘The Three Stooges’ Movie: The Catholic Church or Catholic groups have no right to condemn anything, especially any group that has Catholic priests as members.
What’s Your Favorite Kings Island Ride: I hate all of them.
Anderson Cooper Apologizes Over Laughing Fit: He’s entitled to have a laughing fit if he wants to, why is he saying he’s sorry about it? OK, maybe I am interested a little bit.
Lionel Richie owes $1.1M in Unpaid Taxes: How is this any of our business?
Get Ready for the Nastiest Election Year: They’re all nasty.
How Katie Lee and Hoda First Became Friends: Who the hell cares?
Reds Add Surcharge for Same-Day Tickets: No shock here. When it comes to the Reds front office, it’s about milking the fans for every penny they got.
Natalie Portman in Star-Studded Corroboration: I don’t care for Natalie Portman.
Brad and Angeline are Engaged!!!!!!! : Hell, I thought they were married already.
. . . let me add another headline that maybe you don’t care about.
Larry Gross can be a bit of a Curmudgeon: You could care less, right?
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