It seems Maria now has an anal tattoo. Leave it to the Huffington Post to bring us the hard news. If you click on the link (here in orange), it also has a video attached to it. Warning! The video is pretty raunchy with bad language.
Actually, I’m probably just jealous of the Huffington Post. At the time I’m writing this, there are close to 1,300 comments on this “news” item. If I ever got that many comments here, I would probably have a heart attack.
I have nothing against tattoos at all, but I don’t have any and at my age, doubt if it will ever happen. Also, maybe I’m just being anal, but I don’t think I would want to date someone who has an anal tattoo. It seems like the wrong place and would be a bit of a distraction. That’s just me. I’m uptight.
Nonetheless, I think I’ll walk up to Madison Avenue—hit some of the tattoo parlors. I’m curious to see if anyone can get an anal tattoo here in Covington.
(Photo from Maria’s Facebook page)