What’s dangerous, at least here in Covington, Kentucky, are speeding cars and their idiot drivers.
Yesterday afternoon, I was crossing the street right there on Madison Avenue—going to Walgreens to get too expensive food items. I had the walk light.
Just as I was about to get off the curb, I saw this green Mustang approaching me from my left. It wasn’t slowing down. I told myself, “This asshole isn’t going to stop.”
Always trust your gut. No, that green Mustang just kept on going like it didn’t even see me or the red light.
After the driver got beyond the red light, traffic was slowing down in front of him, so the green Mustang had to slow down too—just long enough for me to memorize the license plate number.
Very pleased with myself I yelled out, “I don’t have cataracts anymore, you idiot!”
After I got back home from buying my too expensive food items from Walgreens, I called the Covington Police. I had a warm, fuzzy feeling inside.
(Photo from Ford Motor Company)