On a recent flight from San Francisco to London, United Airlines forgot to stock toilet paper. Passengers had to use cocktail napkins or paper towels to wipe their behinds.
Granted, this is not good press for United which was recently voted one of the worst airlines in the country, but at least the staff remembered to bring the alcohol on board. I mean, it was a 10 hour flight. What would one do without those little bottles?
This “news” got me thinking if I’ve ever done “No. 2” on an airline. I don’t think I have but one can’t remember every little detail in one’s life.
In your own home, have you ever run out of toilet paper? Of course you have. Have you ever used a napkin or a paper towel to take care of business? Of course you have. Of course, we’re not an airline are we?
I guess it would be uncomfortable to be up in the air with no toilet paper. Just to play it safe, on my next flight, I’m going to put a roll in my carryon bag. You all should do the same.
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