Fact: I never did love Lucy.
Fact: When a friend gave me that box of 100% whole wheat macaroni & cheese dinner, I almost threw it away thinking I wouldn’t like it, but I ended up really liking it and bought myself another box.
Fact: I’m not crazy about pork.
Fact: I hate the fact that on most mid-afternoons, I feel like I need a nap and will often fight that feeling, but after taking the nap, I’m glad I did.
Fact: If I’m not taking notes for or writing a book, I feel a little lost and depressed.
Fact: Letterman is much better than Leo.
Fact: With all her white hair, short story writer Amy Hempel is pretty damn sexy looking.
Fact: Cheap beer tastes it.
Fact: Cheap vodka tastes it too, but I don’t really care. I’ll still drink it.
Fact: There aren’t a lot of good things that come with getting older, but one thing I very much enjoy is not giving a rat’s ass what anyone thinks of me.
Fact: There is no such thing as bad pizza.
Fact: Cats are better than dogs, but I like dogs too.
Fact: Christmas is overrated, but I enjoy wrapping Christmas gifts.
Fact: Ian McEwan has never written a bad novel.
Fact: There is no point in spending a lot of money on fancy shampoos. Alberto VO5 works just fine for me and I enjoy just paying 79 cents per bottle for it as say paying over five bucks for a bottle of shampoo which doesn’t get my hair any cleaner.
Fact: I will never get married again.
Fact: Tabasco Sauce tastes good on eggs. Any kind.
Fact: I don’t enjoy eating green apples.
Fact: I had the best twin brother in the world.
Fact: My friendship with John Lock was probably the only thing that got me through high school.
Fact: I’m proud of my children.
Fact: Despite other writers wanting me too, I will never, ever put down CityBeat. This publication gave me a chance to be a writer and I will never, ever forget it.
Fact: My ex-wife is a good person.
Fact: If I see a penny on the sidewalk, I will bend over to pick it up.
Fact: Seeing is believing.
Fact: I like to light candles but don’t do it all that often.
Fact: For so much of my life, I was afraid of death, but now I’m not at all.
Fact: I’ve never cared much for parades.
I’m not done—got a few more facts in me, but I’m not writing a book here.
(Fact graphic found on Google)