Well here it is Valentine’s Day and a happy one to you. I don’t have a valentine, so excuse me if I don’t get overly excited.
Just so you know, Sweetest Day will be October 18th. I’m telling you this now, because I’m sure you’ll want to prepare yourself for this holiday manufactured my greeting card companies and floral shops—or perhaps you’re like me and know it’s all total bullshit.
I don’t think Valentine’s Day is manufactured or bullshit—doesn’t matter much really since I don’t have a valentine. Nope, not bitter about it. If I was, I wouldn’t be sharing this video of how to make a heart shaped fried egg for your valentine. Yes. This is the way to show someone you love them by giving them a fried egg. You can forget all about the cards and flowers or candy.
I’ll be quiet now.