I’ll get right to the point. Recently, Paris Hilton paid thousands of dollars for two puppies. She gave one to her mother and kept the remaining dog. She named her new puppy after herself—Paris Hilton.
We now have two Paris Hiltons in this world and one is a dog. Click here for a good laugh. Or, maybe not. It’s total nonsense.
I could say, “Which one is the real dog?” but that would be mean-spirited and pointless.
I haven’t owned a dog in a number of years but should I decide to get one, I’m going to name that dog “Larry Gross.”
Well, I think maybe I am mean-spirited, but I don’t care.
Paris is 33-years-old now. Her 15 minutes of fame was up a long time ago.
Oh, I really don’t care, but let me say one more thing. I’m mentioned here more than a few times that I enjoy making fun of Taylor Swift, but at least Taylor has some talent to offer. I have no idea what Paris Hilton has except—perhaps, maybe, and I’m not at all sure of this—her looks.
And on that note, I’ll shut up.
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