Being as I grew up on a farm in Indiana that had chickens at least for a little while, perhaps I should have known this. I didn’t. Sue me.
Here. You can go to Jezebel to listen to the chicken purring. It’s only 39 seconds long, so it’s not like you’ll have a lot of time invested in this. In fact, it probably took you less than 39 seconds to even read this.
See? I’m looking out for you.
(Image of mean cat hitting chicken from giphy.com)