I know a lot of you like celebrity news, so I’m doing my part to keep you up-to-date. Well, actually the Huffington Post is as I’m ripping off some of the stuff they have written.
Ellen Pompeo wrote a touching tweet about some actor who has left “Grey’s Anatomy.” I’ve heard of that teevee show but I don’t know who Ellen Pompeo is but that’s her in that GIF over to the left.
Zosia Mamet has some kind of disturbing rape scene in a movie or TV movie coming up. I don’t know who she is.
Alan Rickman has wed his longtime lover. I’m very happy for him despite the fact I don’t know anything about him or his longtime lover.
Who the hell is Lake Bell?
I also don’t know who Tyga is either.
Kim Kardashian insists her family supports Bruce Jenner. I know who Bruce is and I also know who Kim is. Bruce I’m OK with—Kim, not so much.
Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalden are married. I may have misspelled “Somerhalden,” but I’m not going back to the Huffington Post to check. I don’t know who Nikki or Ian are and I don’t care.
Just so you know, Big Ang has gone blonde.
And that’s it in celebrity news. In case you can’t tell, I don’t know who most of this people are. I have a feeling I’m not missing much.
(Gif from giphy.com)