When was the last time you made a snowman? I’m 57 years old, so it’s been a long time for me. I’m not anxious for it to snow but the next time it does, I think I’ll make a snowman or better yet, a snowwoman. It will be fun putting breasts on her.
Do you enjoy Christmas music? I do sometimes but I want it on my own terms. There’s a storefront on Madison Avenue in Covington who has it piped out to the sidewalk. You can even hear it from across the street. Once, a car parked in front of the store with rap music blaring from the radio. Putting those two kinds of music together was truly a nightmare.
With Santa Claus being so fat, is it sending the wrong message to our kids? Maybe this is why I see so many fat kids around. If Santa would go on a diet, maybe some of those kids would take notice and lose some weight.
Is there really a war on Christmas? They say that a lot on Fox news, but since it’s coming from there, I mostly consider it bullshit.
OK, I’m done for now but I may have more Christmas thoughts and questions later. Consider yourself warned.
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