The economy is bad for everyone, even Santa. He can’t find work here in Cincinnati and reports are coming in that he’s taken off his Santa suit and won’t be delivering gifts here in the Queen City this year. Sorry kids, better luck next time.
Wait a minute—the Enquirer got this story from St. Petersburg, Florida. What the hell? Can’t the Enquirer write their own damn Santa story?
Never mind, kids. Santa will be here this Christmas, but for those in St. Petersburg, prepare for the worse.
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