♣ Is this really going to happen? The Cincinnati Nation reported last week that downtown Cincinnati is finally getting its own dog park. Now I want to believe this may be progressive thinking but most of you know my feelings on downtown. It and some of its residents are a bit lazy and I can’t help but wonder if this dog park is going to create yet another problem downtown—namely dog shit laying all over that park. I’m I being all negative again?
♣ I don’t know about you, but I’m really getting into these Cameron Knight “Frame-A-Day” photos on his blog. If you’re not visiting it, you’re being typical Cincinnati which means you’re being lazy.
♣ Good old Jay Leno made his return to “The Tonight Show” last week and one of his first guests was good old Sarah Palin. Reportedly, Palin did a standup bit that was so bad; a laugh track had to be added. Crooks and Liars fills us in. I think Leno wanted her to bomb on this simply in an effort to make his own jokes seem funny.
♣ In shocking news, Wonkette reported last week that Senator Scott Brown will campaign for John McCain naked which I guess is all right as long as McCain leaves his clothes on.
♣ You can always count on The Huffington Post to deliver us the really important news like Mickey Rourke’s sex marathon where he had sex with 14 different women in one night. I’m surprised they didn’t have a video of it.
♣ Speaking of sex, The Daily Bellwether reported last week that Hamilton County is being urged to hire a licensed sexuality educator. In a roundabout way, the report states that this person will need to commute to Cincinnati as it’s very well known that most people in Hamilton County don’t have sex.
(Photo of cute little dog taking a big old dump found on myspace.com)