♣ Former professional athlete Robert Whaley—a Jazz center—found an unusual place to hide his marijuana, namely up his ass. However the cops still found it and Whaley got himself arrested. The Huffington Post filled us in on this odd story last week. To me, hiding pot up your butt seems kind of stupid. I mean, what if you forget it’s up there and you have to do a #2 and you end up flushing your pot down the toilet? Really, Whaley, you had your head up your ass too.
♣ As far as health care reform, it looks like that public option is dead. Last week Crooks and Liars put up a post showing Nancy Pelosi talking about it. No doubt at some point I’ll get on a rant about this, but its Sunday and I always try not to rant on Sundays.
♣ I don’t know why The Cincinnati Man changed their look but I must say it looks pretty good and I sure don’t miss all those Google ads.
♣ If you’ve recently lost your home, maybe you should check out some of those FEMA trailers that were purchased for Hurricane Katrina victims. Wonkette told us last week that FEMA is selling them for pennies on the dollar. You better hurry however—they only have 120,000 of them left.
♣ Last week, Gawker told us that Bill Maher thinks Mitt Romney is a “Pandering shape-shifter.” I’ve always suspected it.
♣ What time is it? Yesterday, The Cincinnati Nation reminded us to “spring forward,” you know—move our clocks ahead an hour. Really—what’s the point? In the fall, you’ll just have to move them back an hour. It’s too much work and besides, here in Cincy, we really don’t know what time it is anyway.
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